Ok. You’re telling me that all of these idiots have never seen an eclipse before. Must be, because they’re all staring at it. what’s the first rule of eclipses. Don’t look at them.
And what eclipse goes this fast. And it doesn’t get THAT dark. And a full eclipse of the sun is extremely rare. It would be all over the news. Oh wait, none of these idiots reads, or even watches, the news.
H: it’s because they were watching…the eclipse
H: but he didn’t….count on us.
Alexx:
Detective: how do you figure
Alexx: My grandmother was into astrology (wait for it, wait for it….was she Miss Cleo?) and the saying goes: If someone dies during an eclipse they can’t rest until they take another soul with them (ok, this sounds far fetched, even for csi Miami. So i googled it. I got no hits. This is an all new level of…creativity…even for them.)
Alexx: Mojo is mojo honey (HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, that is hilarious. For all the wrong reasons)
Well, calleigh watches the news…there hasn’t been a total eclipse in Miami since 1637. which means my theory is correct. Everyone in Miami is stupid
Alexx: the path of totality (WTF does that even mean)….it’s the one time god himself looks the other way (TOO WEIRD. It’s an eclipse, not a takeover by alien ships)
DNA not registering as human. This is awesome. Move over Lon Cheney, there’s a new werewolf in town. He does look freaky
B_d_d: what were you looking for?
Wolf_man_jack: wolf hormones (um, i think we need a psych consult)….80 years ago no one ever thought you could turn a dude into a chick (doo doo…dude looks like a lady)
B_d_d: i gotta ask, why a wolf
Wolf_man_jack: it’s my destiny (ARE YOU KIDDING ME)…werewolves man, they’re outlaws…warriors…..(canines, whatever)
Calleigh: he’s got a big firm to represent him
B_d_d: vampires, werewolves, they run in the same circles (ok, mediocre joke. That’s the best we can ask for)
Pool boy….and how weird, H is interviewing him
Pool_boy: i just didn’t want to be on his bad side
H: you don’t want to be on mine either, i can assure you (you have no idea what happens to boys like you when you’re on h’s “bad side”)
Pool_boy: you have to believe me
H: Mr. Hodges, I don’t……have to believe anything (way to show him who the big tough cop is)
The guy is 30 years old and his main occupation is dealing drugs out of a cabana. That shows initiative.
That’s the most phony collapse scene i’ve ever seen.
Traitor_wolfe is reinstated!!!
H: 2 murders, 12 hours
B_d_d: i think we’re dealing with a serial killer h
H:
B_d_d: I’m beginning to see why dead_girl didn’t have any friends…take out menus, mini fridge (no, you see the RESULT of not having any friends, not why she doesn’t have any)
Dead_girl_finder: i don’t know what else you want from me
H: how about the truth
Dead_girl_finder: you know what’s weird lieutenant (the fact that everyone calls him lieutenant, the fact that the people who write this show are dumber than the actors [most of the time], that’s it the number 1 show in the world or something scary like that, yet they have no budget for better actors/writers)
D_g_f: i hope you catch this guy
H: i will, brent, i will
I’m still amazed by the translucent screens that miraculously appear on walls. And no keyboards, just a flat table. I’m sure the real labs have this much funding.
New_computer_girl: more like her lifeline, there’s an icon for absolutely everything (explain to me how making icons makes your computer your lifeline)
Mouse potato. Hehe!
New_computer_girl: first day back and you’re already feisty!
New_computer_girl: reverse trace on IP address. On law and order they have to get court orders and go to the ISP for that. Not in Miami…you can just drag some stuff around a flat table with no keyboard or mouse
She was knocked out by his stomach!
Aren’t you too old for meth at 30. it’s more of an emo kid thing.
Why does Natalia have a gun, she clearly can’t pass gun training class
Wolf_man_jack has his throat slit yet can still talk
The wolf was chained up, the killer didn’t have to run. Even tho i would.
Tripp: no i don’t believe in that hocus pocus….it is what it is, it ain’t what it ain’t, don’t make it what it isn’t (surprise, surprise, frank doesn’t believe in the hocus pocus. I so thought a southern cop would be in to astrology)
What killer steals a sample of someone’s blood and plants it in the next victim’s apartment. That is pretty sophisticated for a psychopath.
The killer strikes during the eclipse, because that’s when it’s dark. They don’t last that long (especially in Miami speed) and, again, it’s not completely dark. Everyone knows that. What a phony premise.
Ok, new_computer_girl must be new to computers. It’s not a contact sport. You don’t have to make giant movements to access info. In fact, it doesn’t work if you do.
For those who can’t keep up….we’ll start typing cliff notes on the screen
Sunglass and a gun, it must be h!
Odd, that h now has a key to the suspect’s place
Silhouettes of gun wielding freaks…nice
Nice Maxwell smart watch
First they’re preaching about credit card debt, now about wasting time on the computer/stealing drugs. They’re more self righteous than normal these days.
Traitor_wolfe: you went to battle for me….i’m never going to forget that
H: It’s in your blood isn’t it. (clever given the werewolf content. Wolfe/wolf, something in his blood…nice) Never forget that
H: Mr. wolfe, at the end of the day, if we don’t hang together, we’ll die alone….SUNGLASSES ON! And…scene.
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