Sunday, March 16, 2008

4/16/2007

construction site fights, miami-style

tarzan! i'm so sure that dude just swung on the conveniently placed rope.

morons, don't shoot the driver, shoot the tires

oh, it's a movie. no fun

dumbass actor: "talk to transpo"

sun is high, h is out.

ok, i have to watch this episode on the internet because my stupid cable went out. i usually fast forward through the scenery scenes. they are really lame and really fake looking


alexx: plenty of eyes watching this one

h: rules?

h: excuse me, can i help you?

dumbass_handler: his family's on the way down from PA and they want a funeral (no kidding)

h: and a they're gonna get a funeral (M.O.T.O)

jurisdiction!

dumbass_handler: this is my fault, i should have been watching him

h: what did you do for him

dumbass_handler: babysit


flame retardant powder

alexx: baby boy is glowing

it's a broken glow stick. how apropos

rehab. the beginning and end of all good celeb stories. especially the kind where you can go out, work, and party

dumbass actor: where have you been.

sleep it off in the parking lot

dumbass actor: i think i'm gonna hurl

delko: i don't trust you actors

dumbass actor: i'm a stunt guy

hanging. the most popular method of murder. stringing up a full grown adult.

alexx: it's rehab, everyone's screaming

rehab_guy: it gets easier. if you have any problems, come to me personally (no homosexual undertones here)

aren't the sheets in rehab plastic? did an ikea catalog puke in that rehab.

female hair? 10 large says it's a hooker! in rehab. this is the most awesome rehab ever!

rehab_patient_guy: yeah, i painted the pots (the writers are AWESOME)...pansy judge....i don't belong here

h: i agree, i think you belong in jail

rehab_patient_guy: look lieutenant (again, how do they know he's a lieutenant) you can't pin this on me. i been in the hot seat before!

dyed hair in miami. who would have thunk it?!?!? but who dies their hair black not blonde!

now, is it just me, or is this britney ripped from the headlines!

holly. what an awesome name!

holly_not_me_but_dumb_girl_on_tv: i wanna be normal but i'm famous....this place is like prison

calleigh: trust me, it's nothing like prison

these two morons trying to figure out camera angles.

the reflection in the ring. i'm so certain

lab guy: is that the head of the clinic

h: not for long

h: taking out the trash? (no he's baking a fucking cake)

rehab_guy: lieutenant (again with the lt.) suicides are bad for business.

LEVEL 6! confessions!!!! miami-style.

h: we go back to the clinic...talk to the patients...(all this drama for the most obvious "police" work.)

hummer is off to rehab

practicing confessions. please. and the only dumbass who stays behind is the one who knows about the murder confession

delko: you're really brave (the bullet damaged the part of your brain you use to try to pick up women)

h: everyone has done something eddie (this episode is full of trite h one-liners. this is the most he's talked all season)

mass spec says that it's heroin

and they're doing the hair test. same reason some of the tabs said britney shaved hers. how do the writers at the city college come up with this stuff.

who lies about being an addict.

holly_not_me_but_dumb_girl_on_tv: jerry went into brody's room a lot of nights...

rehab_patient_guy: you two think i'm a fruit

a noose made of dental floss. that's dedication.

pathetic_rehab_girl - get over yourself. and quit wasting your parents money on your fancy miami-style vacation

delko bringing up the old war wounds

h and handler guy - the dialog here is phenomenal.

no one ever wakes up when people are digging through their shit next to their head in the middle of the night. and i'm sure no one in rehab locks their doors.

eric used the brain damage card to pick up the woman. amazing.

natalia - best friends, both killers

the parents -- who from kansas city is that thin

the old coke-in-the-hair trick - dionne warwick style.

shaving the hair - again with the britney stuff.

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