Tivo Description: A family vacation turns deadly (what else), forcing the CSI team to find the killer before the survivors (aka, the other family members) decide to seek justice on their own.
This is not good for the hotel industry. Nothing bad happens in nice hotels. Don’t they know that.
Oh the suspense is killing me. Which one is going to eat it…
Natalia has more pairs of white pants than any other person on the planet. Odd, because white pants are hard to clean for a regular person, let alone when your job involves playing in dead people’s blood.
Nice plug for livestrong.
H: Miss BoaVista, are you ok.
Natalia: I’ve never been first on the scene before, without alexx. I feel was like he was trying to talk to me, tell me what happened (where do i even start with this one. I know alexx’s shtick is to talk to the dead bodies, but don’t get all 6th sense on me and start saying you see dead people)
H: He is trying to talk to us…and we….are listening
Calleigh: blah, blah, blah…bullet, i can get back to the lab…
Alexx: only one problem, it’s not here!
Alexx: gang hit…on the tourists from Canada (what they’re worth more than Americans or germans?)
Alexx: Look, I’m on you tube
Dad says he doesn’t know where the kid was going…didn’t they have some sort of divide and conquer plan. Hmmmmm…i smell a problem
Dad: This hotel is supposed to a celebrity hangout..rap stars, starlets (didn’t i say nice hotels are supposed to be safe)
Dad: My heart is torn out lieutenant, how are you going to make that right?
H:
So they find the key card and can automatically access all the info on there…
Do people really hand total strangers their room keys?
Especially when their rage-a-holic boyfriend can walk in at any second
Oh more technology that doesn’t exist!!! The transparent screens and crazy big motion computers..
Natalia: muzzle flash
Guess that hotel doesn’t use tide to clean their clothes. Isn’t that what the commercials claimed, that it got out blood.
Oh here’s the martyr suspect….works construction during the day to get away from the gangs
H: you’re our number one suspect
Oh please, like a Canadian would go after a potential suspect.
Dad: My other son is in shock (oh jeez, perfect h bait, please don’t leave those two alone)
Other_son:
H: how you doin’ shane? (and what are you doing later?). Shane, I want to ask you about your brother, ok? (cuz he has a choice)
This dad is a big old nut job…
H: vicitim’s dad…he’s dangerous
Frank: what do you want me to do? (i dunno frank, you’re the cop, how about your job?)
H: Follow him
B_d_d knows standard motorcycle sizes off the top of his head. He doesn’t even know what he had for breakfast!
Of course h is lurking in the shadows…
Frank: I understand you run a custom motorcycle shop out of this place. (really frank, what was your first clue)
H: You eluded my surveillance
Dad: You mean that bald guy you had tailing me (way to be slick frank)
I like how the injury photos were taken at the construction scene and not, oh, the hospital..
Slimeball: yeah, that’s my gun but you can’t put it in my hands for the murder
H: Not yet…
Natalia, an expert in ass juice in guns. B_d_d is impressed. Why am i not surprised.
Natalia: if we put out a BOLO the cobras are going to try to get him out of the country
B_d_d: if we don’t get him now, we’ll lose him forever
So bring in the police helicopters for this small time loser.
Dumbass: Pretty bold coming into my house uninvited.
And reaches for his conveniently located gun
Oh no…B_D_D is surrounded…and let me guess…here it is…H to the rescue!
Don’t they usually separate the criminals and try to get them to confess separately, especially when they’re trying to weigh their stories. At least that’s they way they do it on law and order.
Wow! 1985 called, they want their whole “random kill” urban legend back
So this moron’s girlfriend cheats on him, and he blames the other guy. That’s genius. She’ll never use the “drunk” excuse again.
And text messaging as a murder ploy has made it to CSI Miami!
WTF is the homo-erotic scene between the two criminals.
So H wants this guy to drop the charges so some dumb teenager doesn’t go to jail…
Luis: you, gonna help me?
H: i would do that for you luis
Uh oh, the H charity fund is extending to older gang-risk dudes. This is a whole new twist. And yet another strain on h’s salary….
I’m so sure that the perp walk happens in front of the family multiple times….why are they always seeing the suspects?
And of course the mom doesn’t listen. OH SNAP! she shot him. Canadians no less…
Nice slow mo and cut out scenes…
Until that creepy h scene, i gave it a 2 dead hooker rating, but the weird h charity fund and the mom shooting the suspect pushed it up to 3.
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