5/7/2007

tivo description: after a suspected carjacker is killed, the CSIs learn that he may have been involved in drug smuggling off the shore of miami

run in those clear heels. this is why you should always wear sensible shoes.

so he chased her to her car to steal it? suspect at best.

WETX...(wet 10? some sort of miami-style reference to the water?)

ryan! traitor!

news bimbo: a security camera, the only witness

traitor_wolfe: your average person would blah blah...i'm better than you...but as a csi i'm trained to look at the outside and work inward (is that your pickup line also?)

h is gonna be pissed...using csi technology in the newsroom

hummers and helicopters.

beach scene. slow-h-clint-eastwood-style-walk. always with the black suit, in miami. what sort of weird symbolism is that. he's not really a good guy? the last run of wyatt h and his immortals.

vigilante justice. i love it!

h: judge, jury, and executioner..

split screens. what's with the polo game? on the beach? doubtful

calleigh: is it just me or have people gotten too casual about seeing a dead body
alexx: it's easier when decomp is at a distance, believe me.

uh oh, h and the helpless woman back at the lab

h: i know this is difficult

that's the bank in miami? damn, everything is better there!

bimbo: i can't help but feel responsible
h: why do you say that
h: i understand

calleigh: that wasn't the adjective i was looking for (nice!)...it's about everything ryan...
ryan: i'm not doing that anymore
calleigh: gambling, counterfit money, blah, blah
ryan: i wasn't breaking any laws
calleigh: blah, blah, blah, righteousness, soap box

split screen and exploding names on the paper

h: the car jacker you threatened
dumbass_killer: i'm a fan of law enforcement, you know (hick)
h: yes, but you don't believe in the law, do you
the peeing on him really is a nice touch. classy
dumbass_killer: step outside of the badge a second
dumbass_killer: TAKE BACK OUR CITY (i love that mentality)

how does the brother know that natalia is an officer. she's in PLAIN CLOTHES

a shark bite. post-mortem. oh the plot thickens.

brain-damage-delko: good to see that smile (puke)

frank: you're going to need more than 30 hungover college kids...dna, prints

why the hell are they blaming the dumbass boat cleaner. i think they're elitist on this show. it's always the laborer who gets accused, and is ultimately proven innocent. keystone cops.

and, you mean to tell me some broke-ass mother fucker has a boat and someone to clean it.

boat_cleaner: what am i supposed to do now (this is another line used in almost every episode)
h: why don't you take the rest of the day off, we'll look after the boat.

lawyers, drugs, and money!

calleigh: our new toy, the profiler!

4-way split screens

no shit he's anticipating your moves, he used to be one of you like last week.

oh snap, the camera man got sassy!

of course, the highly scientific police scanner! genius!

wolfe: (and this is pure h-style here) just because you heard about this on the police scanner doesn't mean you get to interfere with a murder investigation.

since when does the camera man give story advice?

booby-trapped beach. it's like scooby doo and bay of pigs, all in one

ryan: i can't get it off or you'll bleed to death.
(of course. those are the only possible options)

ryan: us following you around, that's not my idea...just in case you were wondering

natalia: i wasn't (nice)

ryan: i'm on somebody else's payroll now (NO SHIT. you got fired last week moron)

natalia: when i worked for the feds it was easy to forget whose side i was on

yeah, good idea, there will only be one trap. just dive right in there dummies!

blow! a whole stash. awesome.

good idea, give up the drug dealer who has nothing to lose...

a yellow hummer to match the other yellow car in the split screen, and the yellow background

h: i think you can tony...jason billings (is that a question. haven't you ever seen jeopardy. h is a wheel of fortune king in a jeopardy world)

is the name of that newspaper: taxopoly? in the monopoly font

smuggling heroin from cuba. is that really the best career choice for a dumb white boy.

i'm so sure there are refueling/heroin pickup stations for americans in cuban waters.

he goes to some crap ass state school. i'm so sure he could rig up that trap.

brain-damage-delko: visitors pass (you know he's worried about accreditation)

bimbo: what? what are you talking about? (you get shot at willingly?)...damsel in distress

the helicopter is a nice touch

h, reflecting in the water

resident crime scene expert...

is it really best to quit your job on the air

ryan: i was born to be a cop

h: you consorted with a known felon
ryan: blah blah, i'm not going to abandon this team
h: blah blah, mr. wolfe, we're not going to abandon you..

Ratings:
blow, but no hookers: 3 dead hookers
drama: 5 dead hookers
split screens: 4 dead hookers
h: 5 dead hookers

overall, 3 dead hookers.