4/9/2007

tivo description:
Horatio suspects that owners of a Native American casino are involved in a murder victim's scalping.

split screens right from the get go

is that a glass floor?

hooker?

A FLASH BACK TO A PREVIOUS HOOKER!!! oh this episode is going to be one for the record books. not only was she able to not lose his card, he has her name and number programmed into his phone such that it says "ANNA" when she calls. not "anna, hooker, murder suspect" or anything like that, just "anna".

well, i'll give her credit, she knows her hotels. she's "outside" and can't see any land marks, or, i don't know the name of the hotel in big letters on the side of the building.

h and the hummer, off in a flash, across the beach (cuz i guess no roads were available).

the rescue scene....h running baywatch style across the beach

h: anna, are you hurt
anna: i don't know. (you don't know. what the fuck kind of answer is that. you're hurt or your not. simple question)

h holding his gun to the blood pool, like it's going to attack him. oh wait, it did!. nice reflection in the blood pool. for the record, that's fucking weird.

frank: nothing personal
h: it is now
(i'm pretty sure this line has been used before)

h: who did you have dinner with? (do you want to know for the investigation or cuz you're jealous)

h: i'm going to have this gentleman take a look at you. a good look ()

natalia: i came as soon as i heard it was anna (what, does everyone know h's favorite hookers)

clothes one article at a time, weird pictures and lighting, creepy music. this is porn

whew, anna's off the hook thanks to brain-damage-delko

how is DNA gonna clear food delivery boy of dosing their food

natalia: anna's clothes say that she was lying down next to the vic as he bled (ok, is that really possible to determine.)

how many times do we need to see the scalping scene

SUPERVISOR O'SHEA. yay!

supervisor o'shea: you talk to your hooker friend anna (now that's just funny. and she's the first suspect that comes to mind. right.)

you find a print in a hotel room and you run it through AFIS before the hotel workers database. eric, you really should take some more time off

yeah, i store my hush money in the trunk of my car. where else? the best hiding place for 100 large is your trunk. in the middle of miami.

what hotel employee just walks into a room without knocking and then says "it was open".

i like how they had to explain the reason for the indian casinos

a guy named o'shea, who i'm going to guess is, i dunno, irish, is getting kick backs from the indian casinos. nice.

what hooker does anything, including moving money, for free. if she wasn't being paid, i'm sure she paid herself.

h: why. what does he have one you?
anna: i can't...i can't say
h: you mean you won't say
anna: so what, you're giving up on me now (what the hell lady. do you need h's undying love and support to continue on in your role as a hooker. i thought just a few episodes ago she didn't care about his faith in her. i bet anything this has to do with some love child she has)
h: no i'm driving you home. come on.

panel of front door broken
anna: oh my god someone's broken in (NO SHIT!!!!!!!!! wow, um, maybe you should stick with being a hooker. you're not too bright are you?)
how convenient h, rescuer of all hookers, is there with guns a-blazing

h: step back

and she runs in the door ahead of him

little black book gets left in the will

there is a helicopter and full police response to someone ripping off a dead hooker’s little back book

he taped a crime but never called the cops...and just handed over the tape like that

graphical user interface seminar. what does that even mean. i can understand throwing around latin and technical and medical terms no one understands, but GUI?


so the new nerd says there's nothing he can do about seeing the guy's face, and then once ryan issues the lamest challenge ever, he just whips some magic out of his hat.
the photo database is magic. hits a match in like 2 seconds.


B&E 101 - break the glass panel that lets you get to the door knob, not one on the other door nowhere near the knob. i guess it didn't matter because he just walked right in anyway.

what hooker's apartment is this clean, neat, and nicely decorated?

phone call:
hi mr.-i-frequent-miami-hookers. this is h, from the miami po-po. yeah, i know this hooker named anna, what's your relationship with her. (is this really how cops conduct investigations. via cell phone, giving all the details of the case, and honestly expecting an answer)
normal response to that:
this moron gives the details of his "don't call us, we'll call you" contract.

TOLD YOU THERE WAS SOME KID INVOLVED!!!!

alexx: say hello to your murder weapon

vegasssss. oh wait. miami. we could be looking at the place where anna nicole died!

of course her kid is a boy. always the boys with h. although, the guy never said the gender of the kid. h must be clairvoyant.

h: why don't you tell me about him (WTF? how is this relevant)
h: if you don't tell me everything i can't help you. (how is his diaper changing schedule going to help anything. plus, she's off the hook for the murder, why is she still in this episode)

so anna runs the money and o'shea sends money to her kid. why am i having some trouble believing this.

h and o'shea pissing match. these are always priceless. he admits to having stolen the book. MORON!!! the answer is always: wasn't me.

h is going to be paying yet another woman's child support

anna: is this where i get my life back (gag)
h: <condescending>