5/14/2007

tivo description: when a serial killer is caught and identified as having an extra Y chromosome, the team mistakenly thinks that it has closed the case

woah. nice blue shot!

clubs, miami style
stretch hummer. gotta be consistent with the product placement

here comes the killer on his harley

genius_party_girl: it's cheaper than a cab (yes my friend, you are so stupid you actually deserve your fate)

she gets on a motorcycle in a mini-dress. and no helmet. that's csi-ese for dead.

genius_party_girl: hey. hey you. don't you want to know my name. (no, he doesn't. he's going to kill you, it doesn't matter what he calls you).

guess her friend had a brain cell hanging on for dear life and didn't want to ride 3 people on the donorcycle.

ok, now this is a twist i didn't predict. genius_party_girl_who_didnt_take_the_death_bait is dead!

so, instead of getting the fuck out when she finds her friend dead and bound, she screams at the top of her lungs, so just in case the killer is still there, he knows exactly where to find her.

the dead girl's hair style is kinda awful.

here comes h. black suit, yet again. and there, clearly, is a helpless woman. this ought to be interesting.

biological fluid. yuck.

scuzz_bag_cop: i didn't touch the body, i used the mirror

killing kit! it's been a few episodes since we've heard about those!
and for you morons in the audience, scuzz_bag_cop explains what that is, as if it weren't COMPLETELY FREAKIN' OBVIOUS

h: tell me about the knife
alexx: there may be two
h: how do you mean two (what ELSE could she mean. two. as in more than one, but less than three. i really can't think of any other explanation that would make it more clear. can i please see your kindergarten diploma?)
h: alexx is that a 'Y' (jesus christ h...first you don't understand what two means, now you need help with your letters engraved into dead bodies..)
h: alexx that 'Y' could be a signature (MOTO)

calleigh: you don't know his name (after all the messed up stuff she's scene as a CSI, she is surprised that some bimbo took a ride home off a stranger and didn't bother to learn his name)

genius_party_girl: i'm such and idiot (yes you are, but not just because you gave out your address)
calleigh: you're not an idiot (yes she is)

what's up with these cabanas on the beach

wow, who taught frank to use a computer...
have you EVER seen a program that uses 3D backgrounds and exploding text on the screen.
i guess they don't teach you about boolean searches at the cop class at the miami community college. he used full text, including punctuation

if only all the police systems were actually hooked up like that

scuzz_bag_cop : what does the "Y" stand for (besides your poor grammar? -- Yellow, yawn, yells instead of running, yes-man delko...)

SPLIT SCREENS!

(head tilt)

motorcycle_moron: last i saw, she didn't want to get on my bike, then her friend started yapping in my ear (lucky for us, his prints were in the system)

h: frank, check his knife please (because everyone who drives a motorcylce has a knife in his boots. especially one the size of the dagger in romeo and juliet)

h: it means, don't go far...

why does he always take his glass off outside!

scratched_up_face: i'm about to gut her, do you want to watch? (who asks that? could apply to a fish or a dead hooker)
h: your shift is over

he must be the killer because they displayed a black and white photo of him

h: if i were you, i'd sit down
h: actually we're talking about boston murders
h: and now all of them are going to stop

traitor_wolfe is back!

do some random cops standing outside ever ask a total stranger for whom she's posting bail. i'm sure it's just like frys. they're surly and they point. at least calleigh had good grammar.

scuzz bag cop is a christian slater wannabe.

scuzz_bag_cop: why don't you come inside so we can talk about what's going on with your brother (his pickup line, i'm sure)

the criminal gene!!!
born to kill!

caleigh: your brother has an extra y chromosome (is that a question? is that the reason you're holding him? didn't realize this was auschwitz)

h: he'll talk to me
OH GOD, NOT ANOTHER LITTLE BOY!!! of course he'll talk to you h...pervert

h: arthur, my name is horatio caine, can you tell me what happened. (this is all it takes to break a kid, telling him your name. they have to be able to do better than that at the community college. i guess all the child psychologists who dedicate their lives to getting traumatized kids to talk can be fired from the police dept.)

so the guy left the murder weapon and the kid pulled it out and kept it

her prints are on file because of shoplifting

hummers! white this week

uh oh, flat tire. this means trouble!

so the tire comes completely off....and the van flips. all from traveling at a low speed. right. and one of them dies. it's called a seat belt.

of course, h is right there

h: neither will he brother, neither will he

the guy is cuffed. how far can he go?

h: cop killer!

calleigh/brain-damage-delko - unnecessary weirdness

moron carries a tire iron that doesn't work on his bike

motorcycle guy just spills the beans...no tough h interrogation techniques needed

motorcycle_moron: i know what he's doing. it's what we all want to (um, not me). he's the hunter, and i understand him (what does that even mean)

frank: wannabe

frank: did you kill her?
motorcycle_moron: wish i did (um, that is the WRONG answer to say to a cop)

ryan: survivor guilt for pulling the guy over...those aren't on me..this one is... (way too far fetched, even for miami )

alexx: this means our killer is left handed

they then proceed to describe the opposite things lefties do...like no one has ever met a left handed person. also, that cliché about finding the killer cuz they're a lefty is so tired.

and duh, of course it's the sister...

another helpless kid for h to prey upon. awesome name...that's the second 'holly' character in just a few weeks
i swear to you, h said "we'll find him" rather than "we'll find her". oh what would dr. freud think!

calleigh: blah, blah, i don't feel sorry for that dumbass
brain-damage-delko: she has a little girl calleigh (so that gets her off the murder wrap?)...blah blah...family psychologies run deep (again, we need dr. freud)...i'm talking about myself and not the case now...blah, blah..

did he expect to find clues to his whereabouts on her toys...

split screens with the hummers and h's face. that's creepy

wow...the foreshadowing with ryan pulling over the killer was AMAZING

dumbass_sister: that's not what it said in the article...and now she's going to cop to some 30 year old murder...
mom_in_flash_back: THEY WARNED US ABOUT YOU (right)

calleigh: we actually do know how to save people

you'd think they'd silence the sirens as they close in.

he kidnapped the kid because of the 30 year old accident/murder. right.

jealous delko....so bizarre...

gratuitous h on the roof shot...why is he on the helicopter landing pad


Ratings:
no hookers, no blow: 0 dead hookers
2 kids, h calls them both boys even tho 1 is a girl and named holly: 4 dead hookers
extra y chromosome: 3 dead hookers
split screens: 3 dead hookers
calleigh/b.d.d/christian slater wannabe weirdness: 2 dead hookers

overall 3.5 dead hookers