2/19/2007

URBAN LEGEND (and as a babysitter, i really hate this one. always in the back of my mind as a teenager)


frank: big houses, big secrets


delko, back from the dead. guess there was no brain damage from that bullet lodged in the temporal lobe

h: that doesn't mean they weren't dosed, does it.

h: positive for GHB (of course. isn't this another urban legend)

wolfe: running it through the FTIR

h: dr. lasker you lied to me

OH NO!!!!! not another "troubled youth" trapped alone in a room with h

h: justin, i need your help
justin: i wasn't the only one doing something bad
h: how do you mean, SON ?
justin: my babysitter heather, she had a guy over

wolfe: don't add to your tragedy by trying to protect someone else (both of her parents are dead, i think she'd be pretty motivated to tell the truth. it was probably that creepy dr. lasker that was over. or h)

of course he immediately knows how to use her phone and can figure out her boyfriend is.

what's up with these people calling strangers like every week. and i'm sure that calling a potential suspect/witness on their cell phone is the usual MO to bring them in for questioning

wolfe: zach, my name is ryan wolfe, i'm with the miami-dade police dept. i want you to come down here and talk to us
zach: why would i do that (yes, that's the first word's out of a teenager's mouth when confronted by the cops. well, maybe it is if they call him on his cell phone)
wolfe: because, zach, (use of his name, h-style) i'm investing a double homicide (oh yes, that's going to change his mind)

so now they have his exact location and know what he looks like

ok, the hummers. does a gov't agency really have the cash to fund the most fuel inefficient car on the market, especially when it is used in police chases (like it goes fast enough)

oh yes, all teenage suspects fleeing on motorcycle feel the need to pop wheelies, miami-style. that's the way to outrun the cops...

oh of course, he crashes

calleigh: felony fleeing and eluding (is that even for real)


natalia: the average punch is under 20mph, so to make an insect look like this they'd have to be hit by a force of at least 40mph (i'd love to see the stats on the mph of punches)

oh great, now a woman in need. it must be sweeps week if they're pair this with a little boy.

i hate the condescending h-voice when he talks to women

dr. lasker: investigate me all you want

frank: i'm thinking, serial killer

body excavation, miami-style. how much of the digging do we really need to see

of course, h is there grave side with the daughter

calleigh: you're recovering from a brain injury (miami-style)
delko: i came back to soon....

alexx: all the parties on that block, i'd run it against the entire neighborhood (correct me if i'm wrong, but didn't key parties go out with disco)

wolfe: the neighborhood just got kinkier (miami-style)

are you kidding me?!?!?! the mom and the teenage boyfriend. please

h: or so he would think

h: these people lost their lives to a serial killer. you.....
dr. lasker, the inevitable has arrived

of course, h is graveside again.
that smirk makes me want to punch him